About the Author

Matthew Christopher Benner is an author from the east coast somewhere, possibly Maine - then again, I might be confusing him with a good writer. He's had a bunch of children and the man seems to gather professions like shot glasses: massage therapist, avionics technician, biography exaggerator, astronaut, Nobel laureate, dinosaur, etc. Also, he's balding.

For any questions, answers, warnings, predictions, fan-mail, death threats, test results, or anything else, please e-mail:

contactmatt @ mchrisbenner.com